Nicole vs. Life
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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