We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My life is pants optional.
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