you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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