Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
