this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
