i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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