i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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