in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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