so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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