so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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