no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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