It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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