it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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