we're blogging at a bar
White coat. Heels.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
