Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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