That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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