There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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