dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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