i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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