So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
there is glitter all over my balls
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
