I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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