Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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