I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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