took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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