Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Someone signed my nipple.
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