We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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