I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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