You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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