I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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