..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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