Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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