Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Found the puke drawer
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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