i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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