I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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