why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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