playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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