Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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