the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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