i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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