What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
This is classic penis vs brain.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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