His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
me + whiskey = a bad person
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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