I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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