No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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