I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
