Sry I called you an 8
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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