I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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