its not stalking. its research.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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