need another drink. this is the easiest way
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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