until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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