I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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