Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The uberlube is also flammable
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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